Words I've programmed into my phone so I don't get auto-corrected

Bumpit - I overheard a comedian say, when asked how he was wearing his hair for an awards show, that he was doing a combover with a Bumpit.

Yons - If the Western Pennsylvania "yuns" and the southern "y'all" mated, they would have this illegitimate word child.

Sho, and its relative, nuff.

Purdy - You sho look it. Yeah, you.

Muts - How Matthew and I say "much". I should probably be embarrassed now.

Fanger - Finger. Not vampire related.

Dang - My phone kept correcting this to "wang".

Waaaaow - Wow. See Flavor Flav.

Mernin - When you wake up.




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