I just met someone who was smiling all big like he had a secret to tell me.
"Do we know each other?" I asked.
"No," he said, "But I heard you used to kind of be a hippie."
"Oh, really? Who told you that?"
"No one," he said, "I just overheard some people talking about it."
Y'all need to get some hobbies. Besides smoking weed.