using the toilet in Mempis, high expectations

This sign makes going to bathroom in Memphis look like SO MUCH FUN.

You can imagine how disappointed I was when I opened the door and there were no karaoke machines or dance floors.

There were no singers in bouffants and club-footed stilettos and no one doing the twist. And the whole time I was on the toilet I just sort of wanted someone to bring me a gin and tonic even though that would have been, you know, weird.

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