A part of me wishes that I'd never figured this sign out.
I was driving through Florence, KY with Matthew when we saw it. PICK U PAWHOLE.
"That sign makes me think I'm fucked up," Matthew said.
Pawhole? PAW-HOLE? Piehole? What's going on here? A crazy-spelled word in a sentenceish formation? And isn't piehole/pawhole kinda rude for a huge Big Boy sign?
"That signs needs to be translated out of Kentucky," I said.
"And into Ohio," he finished.
After I'd said "pick u pawhole pumpkin pie" out loud and to myself thirty or forty times, I decided to send Matthew a pick u pawhole text message. In the interest of time, I left out the spaces and I noticed that it looked funny, almost like real words.
Pick up a whole pumpkin pie.