pick u pawhole

A part of me wishes that I'd never figured this sign out.

I was driving through Florence, KY with Matthew when we saw it. PICK U PAWHOLE.

Wait, what?

"That sign makes me think I'm fucked up," Matthew said.

Pawhole? PAW-HOLE? Piehole? What's going on here? A crazy-spelled word in a sentenceish formation? And isn't piehole/pawhole kinda rude for a huge Big Boy sign?

"That signs needs to be translated out of Kentucky," I said.

"And into Ohio," he finished.

After I'd said "pick u pawhole pumpkin pie" out loud and to myself thirty or forty times, I decided to send Matthew a pick u pawhole text message. In the interest of time, I left out the spaces and I noticed that it looked funny, almost like real words.

Pick up a whole pumpkin pie.

Damn it!


marybethonline said...

this made me LOL :)

so when are WE getting our next Nip/Tuck fix? You and the librarian can pickupawholeorahalfpieifyouwant.

roopa said...

It totally says pick u pawhole. That's Kentucky slang for something, I just don't know what.

thedudewhisperer@yahoo.com said...

ah, florence. does the water tower still say florence, y'all?

pick u pawhole!

ronckytonk said...

how do you know about the water tower california dude?

thedudewhisperer@yahoo.com said...

i'm only a california dude now. i grew up in your part of the world.