laughing quietly to myself

About how I know someone who's practically related to Steve Ward and I called him a douche online. I had no idea.

Today I checked phone messages and one was from my former employer, Michael, who apparently is dating Steve's aunt:

"Hey, we haven't talked in a long time but that's no reason to go around calling my prospective in-law a douche!"

Michael was busy when I called back so I sent him an almost sort of apology by text:

"Tell Steve I actually do like his style..."