you are now chatting with a random stranger. say hi!

After two weeks of not writing, I'm making my comeback with Omegle. I can't decide if Omegle is amazing, horrible, or interesting though I'm leaning towards a postmodern combination of all three. Or just horrible.

Omegle's subtitle - Talk to strangers! - sums it up. It's very simple. You log on and the server connects you to some random person in some random place in the world. You don't know anything about the other person except for, "Hey! What's up?". You get no photos or choices or information at all, just a blank screen and then, suddenly, a greeting.

I'd have to get about 150 times more bored than I usually get to actually spend time small-talking with a faceless soul I'll never meet when it's hard enough to simultaneously pull off being a good friend and family member and girlfriend and employee to the people I already know. Not to mention squeezing in hours to read and write just for myself.

But who knows? Maybe it's a cool social experiment.

Or, judging from the thirty seconds I spent on Omegle, maybe not:

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey sexy
You: are you okay
Stranger: im fine
You: that's good
Stranger: are you agay
You: yes
Stranger: kool
You: do you dance?
Stranger: you like penis in your bum
Stranger: i do
Stranger: i want to cum on your little sisters face
You: thats great to hear!
Stranger: i know
Stranger: jew
Your conversational partner has disconnected.



djempirical said...

it may have been more fun if you weren't so agay.

Anonymous said...

dear agay:
whoa, that is some crazy stuff. you knew it would be like that, right? i'd love to know the demographic of that site's users, i mean besides people like you, who were probably doing it simply to keep herself from ordering yet another pair of luscious boots. right?

djempirical said...

someone just described this as the "glory hole of the instant messaging world".

yikes. that's so agay.

Anonymous said...

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: girl?
You: Human?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.