In Target the other week I saw superhero underwear in the boy's section and it made me happy. I don't remember having Underoos as a kid but that's okay because I do now. Today I'm Spiderman! When we were checking out, for some reason the cashier said, "I hope these are for a kid."
Why, cashier? Why do you hope that?
"They're for me," I set her straight.
She kind of laughed but also gave me a look. Jealous?