Today in a meeting Lindsay asked, "Why is your eye so red?"
I was like, "What? Oh, I'm not sure why my eye's bleeding."
"Does it hurt?"
"No. Well, last week it hurt," and then it spontaneously started killing me.
You know, it's one thing when you tell yourself that you're too busy to eat good food or write or email your mom but when you blow off the fact that your eye is bloody inside, you're just being a drama queen.