With permission from Tom Coffee of www.spillingcoffee.com, I respectfully supply the link to his article:
Coffee! Tea? Not me…
Written by the man who said:
I like real coffee. I like coffee so thick you can not only stick a fork into but you can also cut off a slice and make a sandwich with it later in the week. I like coffee so black that when carry your cup into the room the lights seem to dim. I like coffee so strong that it jumps out of the pot and wrestles me to the ground, making me scream for mercy before it finally agrees to climb into my mug and let me drink it.